I will (wish?) not use google translator.
What means "no pun intended"?
let me guess: did you want to say "I would not use google translator" ? did you mean that you don't want to use it? or that you would like to not have to use it?
by the way, pun means "gioco di parole". so, if in a clause I use a word, implying an hidden and maybe hilarious meaning, I've made a pun.
likewise, previously you said that the male cat died because he lost his pussy. that is a pun.
so, "no pun intended" means, more or less, "i'm not joking".
and last but not the least: use wordreference and urban dictionary, not google translate. they also come with handy search engine firefox extensions, if I recall right.
